Snipes From the Road!

Its About Time. Go Big or Go Home.

Nick Hexum aka Gig Hexum

I EFFFING KNEW IT!!! I TOLD MY MOM LASTYEAR HE WORE GIG SHIRTS BUT SHE LIKE THAT "AMBER" SONG SO MUCH SHE WAS BLINDED TO THE TRUTH!!!!! PROOF MOM!! THIS IS PROOOOOOOFFFFFFFEDEDEDEDED!!!!!

Peace "Gig" Mafia

This site has begun to write. One question though....When is this band not in their Gig Shirts? Kill me now.

Took One For the Team

Thanks to Fabian for posing with this Gig Shirt! I'm not even sure what kind of Gig shirt this is, looks like a blend of Gig Tee and Gig Shirt. This new trend of Gig layering apparently is starting is Los Angeles, New York and Paris and qill quickly spread to a city near you. Fabian, you may now go take a shower. In other news...Fabian finally took a shower today...story developing....

HE WALKED RIGHT BY ME!!!!!

More Sniped Shots!!! Just In!!!

The guy on the bottom dared to walk down my street. I caught this guy as I pulleed up after a long hard day at work. He can count his lucky stars I didnt chase him and down and beat him silly and the only reason I didnt is becuase I'm to fat to run.

SNIPED!

I see and I snipe. Can you blame me for that?

ALERT! NEW SIDEKICK COMES GIGGIFIED!

I have a sidekick and I cant beleive they are planning to go down tio this level. I always thought the sidekick was for the cool kids, I see now they have plans to broaden their market down to dumbf*#cks and white trash. I have no jokes cause this is a dead serious topic.

Gig Pod

Yes this is real. Live the dream while you rock out to Fall Out Boy. Shaun, an innovator in the gig hunt, sniped this bad boy during class. Why can't everyone be like Shaun and send me gig shots?

Blight

I sniped this guy on Easter while I was driving to enjoy a nice lunch with my lovely mother. When I looked to the right and saw this guy on a pay phone wearing a freshly pressed Gig Shirt I thought to myself...you can respect a man who shows up on Easter looking sharp but wearing a gig shirt is like the total opposite. You might as well show up drunk with a dead hooker duct taped to you leg and dog poo all over your face. Happy belated Easter everyone.

JUST CLICK THIS TITLE PLEASE

Shame on me that I did not get this site. And no, I don't want to go and get the .net, .org, .au and so on blah blah blah blah LAME. What I want is this one.

A Disgrace To All

You might as well sleep with your grandmother if you dare to wear these. Not only are you gigging from the toe up but you are also disgracing a sneaker. Have some respeck for the sneaker you jerk off.

I Swear Someone is Trying to Pick a Fight With Me

Here is my secret. I feel bad when I don't update the gig shirt site but when I do make updates I get so angry I want to slap my wife and since my wife is hotter than the sun you can see how this makes no sense. The site selling these shirts boast, "The "Beach girls strumming their ukes" design makes this a perfect gig shirt for uke players to wear to performanecs, or to uke get-togethers." Now go slap your love one and leave me comments about how jail is treating you while I run down the street naked screaming bloody murder.

WHEN I GOT IN THE GIG SHIRT GAME I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO LEAD TO SUICIDE

I AM WALKING DOWNSTAIRS, GOING OUTSIDE AND HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE F'ING FREEWAY TO PLAY HUMAN FROGGER! I AM ONLY MORTAL AND CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF THIS JERK AND HIS HAIR AND HIS SHIRT AND HIS HAIR AND HIS FRONTAL SMILE SHOT AND HIS BROODING BACKWARDS GLANCE.

Vote Please

This is not my song nor do I know the artist but after a google search for "gig shirt" I ran across his site. I don't really even know what I'm voting for but it has something to do with the words "Gig Shirt" so I'm down like a clown. Not like a clown with down syndrome but like I'm totally cool with it.
http://www.guitar9.com/cgi-local/votetrack.pl

This Aint A Scene, It's a God Damn Gig Shirt

No band can ecape the lure of the almighty Gig Shirt, not even the Grateful Dead. Rumor has it that the marketing guys for Fall Out Boy are eyeing product right now in Japan that wil blow doors off everyone elses Gig Shirt.

MAN OF INTEREST SNIPED!!!

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! LOOK AT THIS CREATURE!!!! HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS BEAST!!!

ALERT! GIG BEANIES!!!

My homey Shaun has been hard at work looking for the Gig Shirt influence in other types of clothing. Dont thank me, thank him.

A Man Can't Do This On His Own

And again my homey Shaun strikes with a classic shot of a Gig Shirt combined with some sort of handle bar mustache. Btw...in Cherokee "mustache" means "dog shit on face and smeared a half moon till neighbor kicked it off". Google it, I swear thats what it means.

You Find Them Where You Can

I saw this Gig Hat on the the show Intevention (A&E) the other night. This guy was crying like a baby because his friend was addicted to drugs or cutting or something fun like that. BTW, Intervention might be the best show on tv given the fact it displays acts worse than Bum Fights and has never been in trouble with the Feds. Anyway, If I can find a store that that sells Gig Hats west of the rockies I'll shave my head and wear one for a week.

Proof

This is proof that just becuase you make cheese infused speed metal that you do not have to wear the Gig Shirt.

WHO KNEW!

Mad props to my homey Shaun for realizing that these were indeed Gig Shirts. Just becuase they have Dodger logos all over them doesnt exclude them from being moments away from a guitar solo. It takes men like Shaun to keep this country running strong. God bless Shaun and God Bless America.

You're Killing Me Larry!!!!

I really want to fuckin kill this guy and then make love to his shirt.

Shopping For a Gig Shirt!!!

It was my friends birthday and he was begging me for a Gig Shirt. I was having a hard time finding Gig Shirts close to my work. Luckily a buddy stopped by for lunch and knew the spot to go to. I got yelled at for snapping off these pics with my sidekick but obviously it was way worth it. Thanks to Iguana Vintage Clothing for having such a stupid collectioon of these bad boys and yelling at me while I spent 45 bucks. (I thought getting yelled at while you spent money only happened in strip clubs.) I also threw in a pic of my pug taking a dump for shits and giggles. His name is Chester.

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