Gig Shirt: March 2007

Friday, March 30, 2007

I Swear Someone is Trying to Pick a Fight With Me

Here is my secret. I feel bad when I don't update the gig shirt site but when I do make updates I get so angry I want to slap my wife and since my wife is hotter than the sun you can see how this makes no sense. The site selling these shirts boast, "The "Beach girls strumming their ukes" design makes this a perfect gig shirt for uke players to wear to performanecs, or to uke get-togethers." Now go slap your love one and leave me comments about how jail is treating you while I run down the street naked screaming bloody murder.

WHEN I GOT IN THE GIG SHIRT GAME I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO LEAD TO SUICIDE

I AM WALKING DOWNSTAIRS, GOING OUTSIDE AND HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE F'ING FREEWAY TO PLAY HUMAN FROGGER! I AM ONLY MORTAL AND CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF THIS JERK AND HIS HAIR AND HIS SHIRT AND HIS HAIR AND HIS FRONTAL SMILE SHOT AND HIS BROODING BACKWARDS GLANCE.

Vote Please

This is not my song nor do I know the artist but after a google search for "gig shirt" I ran across his site. I don't really even know what I'm voting for but it has something to do with the words "Gig Shirt" so I'm down like a clown. Not like a clown with down syndrome but like I'm totally cool with it.
http://www.guitar9.com/cgi-local/votetrack.pl

This Aint A Scene, It's a God Damn Gig Shirt

No band can ecape the lure of the almighty Gig Shirt, not even the Grateful Dead. Rumor has it that the marketing guys for Fall Out Boy are eyeing product right now in Japan that wil blow doors off everyone elses Gig Shirt.