ALERT! NEW SIDEKICK COMES GIGGIFIED!

I have a sidekick and I cant beleive they are planning to go down tio this level. I always thought the sidekick was for the cool kids, I see now they have plans to broaden their market down to dumbf*#cks and white trash. I have no jokes cause this is a dead serious topic.

Gig Pod

Yes this is real. Live the dream while you rock out to Fall Out Boy. Shaun, an innovator in the gig hunt, sniped this bad boy during class. Why can't everyone be like Shaun and send me gig shots?

Blight

I sniped this guy on Easter while I was driving to enjoy a nice lunch with my lovely mother. When I looked to the right and saw this guy on a pay phone wearing a freshly pressed Gig Shirt I thought to myself...you can respect a man who shows up on Easter looking sharp but wearing a gig shirt is like the total opposite. You might as well show up drunk with a dead hooker duct taped to you leg and dog poo all over your face. Happy belated Easter everyone.

JUST CLICK THIS TITLE PLEASE

Shame on me that I did not get this site. And no, I don't want to go and get the .net, .org, .au and so on blah blah blah blah LAME. What I want is this one.

A Disgrace To All

You might as well sleep with your grandmother if you dare to wear these. Not only are you gigging from the toe up but you are also disgracing a sneaker. Have some respeck for the sneaker you jerk off.