WHEN I GOT IN THE GIG SHIRT GAME I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO LEAD TO SUICIDE

I AM WALKING DOWNSTAIRS, GOING OUTSIDE AND HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE F'ING FREEWAY TO PLAY HUMAN FROGGER! I AM ONLY MORTAL AND CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF THIS JERK AND HIS HAIR AND HIS SHIRT AND HIS HAIR AND HIS FRONTAL SMILE SHOT AND HIS BROODING BACKWARDS GLANCE.